It Never Fails

First off, every lady out there that shaves her legs with a razor blade knows what I mean when I say what a bitch it is to shave around the ankle! Not enough surface area of skin. WAY too much surface area of the culprit razor.

And it never fails that if you should so happen to nick, or gash, your skin open while shaving in a hurry, that you will proceed to shave over the same god-damn spot, constantly reopening the cut until your forced to steer completely clear and now you have a hairy patch about the size of a quarter on your one ankle.

And then you realize you’re out of band-aids.

Also...you're dead tired from a long weekend of running around and partying with the best of 'em. Then come Monday, you have a double-header softball game so now your also more exhausted from that as well. Tuesday night, you've got nothing going on except to pack for your trip the next morning to the offices in MD (which means you have to wake up at 4:45am), and yet you can't fall asleep until 1:30am at the earliest.

Why, oh why?!