Booger Nights

*sniffle* *sniffle*

Doug, do you have a tissue?

Nope! Sorry, you'll just have to continue being all snotty. Hehehe!

*sniffle* *sniffle*

Mommy, do you have a tissue?

No sweetie, sorry.

*sniffle* *sniffle*

Here you go, Shnookie, you can use this.

*gasp* But Daddy, that's like clothing! I can't blow my nose on clothing!! Gross!!

It's not clothing, it's called a "handkerchief." People use them all the time to blow their noses. Back in the "old days" ladies used to have them and give them to knights as a favor!

*sniffle* *sniffle*

A favor for doing what?

Ha, ha! Carolyn has to use a snot-rag!!!

Douglas, do NOT tease your sister!

*sniffle* *sniffle*

Yeah Doug, do NOT tease me! :-P
So, a favor for what?

Well, to fight in their honor, I suppose.

What's so "honor" about a booger-cloth?

*sigh* Never mind, I think there's a napkin in the glove box you can use.

*sniffle* *sniffle* Thank you!