Doing Laps

You want to know what a lap-band feels like?

It feels like the time you go through your day wearing pants that are just barely too tight around your waist. But you sit in them. All. Day. Long. In denial that you've gained any weight at all because see world? You are still technically wearing the same size you've worn for 5 years!

Take that!

A-ha!

And then I wonder why I have stomach cramps and no appetite...

Wow, this thing really works!