Lovely Clavicles

Best pick-up line ever for a guy to use on a girl who happens to be wearing a turtle-neck:

"I think I'll buy you a shirt that shows off your gorgeous neck instead of hiding it."

Then actually going out, scouring the streets of NYC at 8:55pm for a clothing store that is still open and buying a new shirt that will indeed show off her neck instead of hiding it...

...And now I have a date tomorrow night! :)