She's Going Down!!!

So here's what I learned about drinking an entire bottle of red wine all by yourself:
1. The buzz creeps up on you slowly, but hits you twice as hard as soon as you stand up
2. You actually DON'T become more intelligent despite what that little voice in your head tells you.
3. Just because it's wine it doesn't make you a 'classy drunk.'
4. No matter how many beers someone else can have, they will still look at you like you're the alcoholic because to finish off a whole bottle of wine is more visible than say four beers.
5. Just because it's wine it doesn't make the hang-over any more civilized in the morning.