Booger Nights
*sniffle* *sniffle*
Doug, do you have a tissue?
Doug, do you have a tissue?
Nope! Sorry, you'll just have to continue being all snotty. Hehehe!
*sniffle* *sniffle*
Mommy, do you have a tissue?
No sweetie, sorry.
*sniffle* *sniffle*
Here you go, Shnookie, you can use this.
*gasp* But Daddy, that's like clothing! I can't blow my nose on clothing!! Gross!!
It's not clothing, it's called a "handkerchief." People use them all the time to blow their noses. Back in the "old days" ladies used to have them and give them to knights as a favor!
*sniffle* *sniffle*
A favor for doing what?
Ha, ha! Carolyn has to use a snot-rag!!!
Douglas, do NOT tease your sister!
*sniffle* *sniffle*
Yeah Doug, do NOT tease me! :-P
So, a favor for what?
Well, to fight in their honor, I suppose.
What's so "honor" about a booger-cloth?
*sigh* Never mind, I think there's a napkin in the glove box you can use.
*sniffle* *sniffle* Thank you!